I laid in bed today from like 5:30am til 6:30am, totally not tired and obsessing about what time Planned Parenthood opened. Finally I got up and called their number and found out they open at 7:30am on Wednesdays. I woke Ponge up and we walked there together. I then got told that they only take day-of appointments for everything (I wanted full screening for the both of us and a test and if not pregnant some birth control) except for pregnancy tests. So I filled out some paper work and waited around to have enough pee to give them for testing. So the lady called me back after a couple minutes and...
NOT PREGNANT!!
Thanks be to the gods. Someday I want to have several babies with Ponge, but if we can help it I want us to really have our shit together and plan the event. To celebrate I'm going to go get some liquor for the house. A couple bottles of wine, maybe some Absolute Citron, maybe some beer. YAY! Now I can continue to poison my own body and not have to be concerned with poisoning someone else's. When I am ready to have a baby I am going to quit smoking and quit drinking and eat healthy and all that good shit. Fetal alcohol syndrome is real fucked up, and I don't think it happens just coz a mom got drunk once while she was pregnant, but it still worried me.
Yay yay yay yay yay YAY! My beligerent youth doesn't have to come crashing to a halt after all...